TEEN SCHOOL TBA - Soon We Hope
CONE KILLERS SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH, 2010
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DRIVELAB’S TEEN SCHOOL - TBA
SIR ISAAC NEWTON’S TOTALLY AWESOME DRIVING SCHOOL
PARENTS: THIS IS FOR YOU TOO! DO YOUR TEENAGE DRIVERS A HUGE FAVOR! FORGET
THE MALL AND BRING YOUR TEEN DRIVER OUT FOR A DAY OF REAL DRIVER TRAINING.
THIS IS INDEED A RARE EVENT. YOUR TEEN DRIVER WILL LEARN HOW TO REALLY CONTROL A CAR, NOT LEARN HOW TO PASS THE DRIVERS’ TEST! THEY WILL LEARN WHY CARS DO WHAT THEY DO, WHY THEY DO IT AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT! DRIVING IS APPLIED PHYSICS, HENCE THE NAME “THE ISAAC NEWTON’S TOTALLY AWESOME DRIVING SCHOOL”.
PARENTS AND STUDENTS HAVE RAVED:
“THIS WAS THE MOST ENJOYABLE/EDUCATIONAL EVENT I HAVE EVER ATTENDED, BETTER THAN I EVER EXPECTED” (L.D. BALTIMORE, MD)
“THIS WAS AN INVALUABLE EXPERIENCE THAT COULD VERY WELL MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH FOR A NUMBER OF KIDS” (M.S. , WASHINGTON DC)
“LOVED IT SO MUCH LAST YEAR, GOOD THING I HAD ANOTHER SON!” (C.V., VIENNA, VA)
“THANK YOU SO MUCH – I WISH EVERYONE HAD THIS COURSE” (S.A. WASHINGTON DC)
“THIS PROGRAM WAS TERRIFIC; ALL THE INSTRUCTORS WERE TERRIFIC AND GAVE EXCELLENT FEEDBACK” (J.B., MANASSAS VA)
“THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE PREPARED MY SOON FOR DRIVING” (B.W. A VERY THANKFUL MOM, VA)
“I SAW MY SON IMPROVE HIS CAR CONTROL IN LESS THAN 8 HOURS!” (Y.B. VIRGINIA)
SPEND THE DAY WITH DRIVELAB’S SUPER KNOWLEDGEABLE INSTRUCTORS. STUDENTS WILL COMPLETE A SERIES OF DEMONIC, DEVILISH, DIABOLICAL EXERCISES DESIGNED TO EXTEND THE DRIVING SKILLS AND THINKING OF YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS.
ALL THIS IS DONE AT VERY SLOW SPEEDS IN A VERY SAFE ENVIRONMENT. AT LEAST ONE PARENT OR GUARDIAN MUST ACCOMPANY EACH DRIVER. BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WILL LEARN A LOT TOO!
IT IS FAR BETTER FOR THE YOUNG DRIVERS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO BEFOREHAND THAN TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING SERIOUS ON THE PUBLIC ROADS AND NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
HOW MUCH IS YOUR KID’S LIFE WORTH? SIR ISAAA NEWTON’S TOTALLY AWESOME DRIVING SCHOOL IS LESS THAN $200 BUCKS ($195 FOR BOTH TEEN AND PARENT AND INCLUDES A FABULOUS GOURMET PIZZA FROM A LOCAL PIZZA PLACE. “SEATING” IS LIMITED. SORRY, NO DRIVE-INS, NO CAR SHARING, NO SUVS OR VANS!!!
MORE INFORMATION WILL BE AVAILABLE TO THOSE ASTUTE AND CARING PARENTS WHO HAVE REGISTERED THEIR TEEN DRIVERS EARLY. THESE EVENTS FILL UP FAST!! REGISTRATION CLOSES JUNE 6TH.
FILL OUT REGISTRATION FORM AND SEND WITH A CHECK TO: DRIVELAB, 18825 20TH STREET STATION, WASHINGTON DC 20036. FOR QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT INFO@DRIVE-LAB.COM.
DRIVER______________________________________________________________AGE________
PARENT_________________________________________________________________________
ADDRESS________________________________________________________________________
CITY_______________________________________STATE______________ZIP_______________
PHONE________________________________EMAIL____________________________________
MAKE AND MODEL OF CAR_________________________________________YEAR__________
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THE CONE KILLERS’ CAR CONTROL CLINIC
(HOW MUCH IS YOUR LIFE WORTH?)
Sunday, November 14 7 :00 AM - 5:30 PM
If you HATE driving, come on out anyway to develop your confidence and skill.
If you LOVE driving, come on out and love it more.
Either way, we promise great fun, a great day, great learning and great camaraderie in a safe environment, ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.
WHEN: Saturday, November 14, 2009. 6:45 (AM that is) to 5:30 PM.
WHAT:
- HEAR what High School Drivers’ Ed teachers were forbidden to tell you!
- AMAZE your friends with your Driving Knowledge!
- FEEL your car do things it has Never Done Before!
- LEARN Astounding Facts about driving!
- SPEED legally!
NO hyperbole is too extravagant to describe the Thrills That Await!
WHERE:
ON THE BEAUTIFUL, ROMANTIC JEFFERSON CIRCUIT, NESTLED IN THE ROLLING FOOTHILLS OF SUMMIT POINT, IN WILD, WOOLY WEST VIRGINIA; WE RUN RAIN OR SHINE!
WHEN: Sunday NOVEMBER14, 2009. 6:45 (AM THAT IS) TO 5:30 PM
Why: Driving is the most dangerous thing you will ever do. Learn how to REALLY drive and have more fun than you thought possible.
How: For your morning pleasures, we have devised a series of Devilish, Demonic and Diabolical exercises to stretch your thinking as well as your driving skills; in the afternoon we will put it all together on this most excellent track, just goin' a little bit faster. Aaaaaaand for an Extra Treat, you can all go for a ride with our Fabled, Fabulous, and Facile Instructors . All this and much more will be imparted to those 36 Lucky Drivers who register early for this rare but spectacular event.
Register NOW because these events fill up early. More information to follow registration.
The fee for this SUBLIME ECSTACY is $385. A CHECK MUST ACCOMPANY REGISTRATION. (No refunds after October 26, 2009). This includes a health-packed breakfast of greasy grungy Crispy Crème Donuts and coffee burned to perfection right here in West Virginia. Lunch will be available at the track.
NO WALK-INS, NO CAR SHARING!, NO TRUCKS, NO VANS, NO SUVs!
Each cone killed will cost ya 2 bits for the funeral, so bring plenty of quarters. Proceeds will be donated to the charity of the group's choice at the end of the day.
Please send checks made out to DriveLab and send to DriveLab, PO Box 18825, 20th Street Station, Washington DC 20036. Please email info@drive-lab.com for more information or questions.
Please include with your check and the below registration form.
DRIVER__________________________________________________________________________
ADDRESS________________________________________________________________________
CITY_______________________________________STATE______________ZIP_______________
PHONE________________________________EMAIL____________________________________
MAKE AND MODEL OF CAR_________________________________________YEAR__________
